Worst Output in Human History!!!

Have you ever step into a toliet feeling the rush thru your spine and really need a clean cubicle to release? But it turns out the other way and you decide to back off and leave? Yes, that happen to me this morning!!! Gosh! It was damn gross and i call this "The Worst Output of the Year 2009" Wonder how one did this classic act in our office toilet. It must be the "Ah Tiong" from the nearby resturant or the patrons who had too many beers!!!